My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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