Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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