I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
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