let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
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