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I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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