Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
You have to summon your inner elephant
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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