id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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