Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Help me help you realize you are a moron
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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