And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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