? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
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