You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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