called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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