it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Who did Billy Mays play for?
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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