Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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