My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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