is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
