is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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