at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
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