I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
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