i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
They upped the price of Plan B! Rite-aid is going to be the reason I have illegitimate kids.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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