Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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