Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I wish there were birth control emojis
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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