Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I pour the whiskey from now on
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
