On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
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