Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
Randomize
