I forgot how hot balto sounded
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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