i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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