And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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