im gay
i know
yea but for you.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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