Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Drunk version of me is like a sleeping demon inside of me that awakes to the sound of vodka
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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