Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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