Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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