Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
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