I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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