Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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