I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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