wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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