yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
