I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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