He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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