We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Cover your peen. We're going out.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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