I woke up at 11 this morning in my car parked in front of the bar.
I know, I tried to wake you up, but I couldnt. So I walked home
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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