Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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