What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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