check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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