my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
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