my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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