Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I told him you're making deviled eggs for the party. Sisters make deviled eggs to get their sisters laid. It's science.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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