just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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