So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
There's some drunk girl alone in the field, she looks like she could use some help.
Also it's only fair that you know that that girl is me.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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